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Baconpedia

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Inlcudes harsh language and adult materials.
Parental guidance(self-taught guidance in case you don't have parents) is advised.

Bacon Juice, shortly Bacon. A chronically online Korean ESL, born in June 18th, 2003. A frivolous, easygoing simpleton. A jolly dumb fuck.
Notorious for sounding a bit like British in real life, according to witnesses. This is because I learned English solely from The Beatles and Team Fortress 2.

Love food, music, creating, archiving, and wanking my shit.
I wanna get better at these hobbies AND develop new ones like coding and modeling but you know how life goes.

I know spreading all my personal information and interests like this is risky nowadays but also, as if somebody is actually gonna read all this.
I'm doing it anyway. Had to organize my digital footprints at some point, a wikipedia for no one but myself.

Actual proof of Bacon's existence, caught in a parking lot.

While unintentional and inconvenient, I go by a lot of usernames. This is because I like starting anew, and making funny names or references.
Though, I won't take friend requests unless I already know you. Here's a list of the usernames so far:

• succ2, most familiar. While it's my Discord username I actually forgot how I even got this.
  One shampoo bottle suggests I got it from the meme since it was precisely 2016 when i signed up for Discord,
  while the yellow one says I typed letters blindfolded in Korean until I got one that feels right on the tongue. Might be both combined.
• yulgok22, for Steam. Referencing this guy. We read 2 like "Yi" here, hence the "22" part.
  Friend and I thought making a profile based on a historical figure would be effortlessly funny.
  Despite my friend changing his profile back to normal later, I'm staying this way with a concerning amount of seasonal variants.
  I also have a Youtube channel under this handle.
• Sivuralo Mousky, my general art handle. Disguised myself as a Russian to avoid government's eye.
  I made that name up, it's actually like a rough Korean pronunciation of "motherfucker", for funsies.
• Ricardo Momtalbán, this is a result of referencing both Dispepsi and Guptill89.
  I had to come up with an unserious enough name for an attempt of being a funnyman on Bluesky, but I ultimately failed, turning it into a general ranting account.
• Lastly, Bacon Juice, which I supposedly will be only using on Neocities. It's a soundalike of my real life name.
  One time a professor didn't understand my name well so I had to come up with that. "You can call me Bacon Juice if that's better." He said something like "Oh hell no".
  For me, bacons are alright. Like I wouldn't die for them but they taste really good with eggs.

2025-07-28: Created this website.
2025-07-29: Created Interests tab.
2025-07-30: Created Misc tab.
2025-08-31: Created Monumental Milestones tab.

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