Gotcha! he-he-he-he OH MY GOD OH MY GOD Drink five hour energy. It's not a drink, more like a drink. WOOAAAOOW Hey, uh, G, did you bring the mail in yet? Noo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I’ve been saving that to caaalm myself, lest I get too giddy from rubbing my cock. You know, you really need a woman, G. What’s a woman? What’s a woman? What’s a- What’s- What’s a woman? woman? Drink five hour energy. Drink. five hour energy. DRINK. DRINK. DRINK. DRINK. (FIVE HOUR ENERGY. FIVE HOUR ENERGY.)

I figured it out, Will! I’m gonna get dad what he always wanted. What, a pizza hut in the garage? *laughter* Better, I'm going to clinch the election*LAUGHTER* *LAUGHTER* Watch and learn. Hello. Is President Bush there? I’m sorry, I can't hear you very well. Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures. We call them words. Very well. Is President Bush there? I can’t read. AHAAHAAHA I’ll see you later. a (Eheh- Eh heh- hehehehe) Uh, hey G, Would you make me a sandwich? Noh.

Now this is a story all about how my license plate got flipped turned upside-down and I’d like to take a shit on a couple of guys and My mom! My mom got scared, and said "htiw 'nivom er'uoY". I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said WISCONSIN, and it had dice in the mirror! If anything I can say NEEH NEH NEEH NEEH NEEH NEEH NENENENEH Directions. Phil, what are you talking about, I’m not having any- MeM. Well, yes, directions. Yeah, thank you. ?seY Geoffrey, from an objective point of view, whohohoho? heeheheh rrrrrddddllllttt shn hhhhhhhhhh, A, A, Ah, Ah, Hello! Is preseseseses there? Noh. Is President Bush there? Noh-oh-oh. Carlton. Carlton. It’s Carlton. Ay, Carlton, are you by any chance Carlton? Noh. Not available? Perhaps you should let George Noh that as Carlton, I’m in a position to scratch his Bush if he’ll scratch mine, capiche? Helloh? Well, I think you’re being really unreasonable. Well tough, shit! I don’t care. For you, sir! ‘Fuck Phillip Banks. Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.’ But Dad, aren’t some of those Banks. Carlton, honey, they’re all luls. How can they get away wiThere’s still time to fight backmmh mmh mmh mmh mmh I’m not gonna fight back. What?Wha?What?Wha?What?Wha?What?Wha? I’m not gonna fight back. What?Wha?What?Wha? WHAT! AwwwwwawwwAww- HuH. Lemme tell you a lil’ story. Oh no. Now this is a story all about this young boy who lived in Philly, right? And he was the prettiest little boy you’ve ever seen in your life. And right next to him lived this filthy McRotten dude, and he wanted his body, right? So one day the dude was about to get it on, right? The young boy said “No, you can’t be my boyfriend”. So the nasty dude snatch off into his ass and came out his dick, and do you know why? Noh. Because the nasty dude had a two-headed cock. So, this story’s about you, isn’t it Will? (hehe, hehAhe) That’s right, Uncle Phil. Will, you should be ashamed of yourself! wo-headdedaeh wo-headdedaeh wo-aAAa aAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAa

More after this. yey yey yey m m m es es es es es ouuo. Uncle Phil, you gotta kick that man’s BUTT! Oh, he like beggin’, he like “Oh, Phillip Banks, kick my butt.” Phillip Banks, you should kick my butt. Phillip Banks, kick the man’s butt(butt butt butt butt butt) It goes against everything I stand for. What’s your p-p-p-p-point!? eyeyeyey eye eyeye With over nine thousand percent of the district reporting, Judge Robertson has overwhelmingly defeated the district reporting. Hey, on a brighter note, I see you brought your lovely family with you! (Hm.) Including your daughter, KFC! Your father Sucks. So, tell me. Are you free for dinner tonight? My father just got an erection. Ouch. Well, who do we have here? Let’s get the hell out of here. There goes Phillip Banks, the biggest ASS that ever lived. What a douche. Heheh Heheh Hehehehehahaha!
Excuse me? You heard me? SES I think you should take that back, man. Oh, you do? Yeah. Well, I think you’re a big boy. Man, you can drop deeaad. hehihe hehiheheeheeh rrrrrrgaspwowowowoUgh!U Oh my God, he’s God! (Hallelujah! Hallelujah!) Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh WooahaooWooah!

How you doin’, baby? Umm, I just feel so guilty, Aunt Viv. I don’t care! I know, Aunt Viv. If I could digidigidigidig. ReaeR eaeaeaeeeeee Yeah, Carlton Banks. That’s B E A E N K E S, no E. HeheheheH hee. hee. hee. Uh, that was a joke, ma’am. The phone’s dead, Will! Carl, man, I am not a KIARRGH! UGH! COUGH! I’d like to welcome you to the memorial for Carlton.(bbbb) Saying a few words on behalf of the departed will be Phillips. What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton. At this time, I’d like to invite someone with an especially warm memory of Carlton. Come up here and share it with us. Sex. Did he not feel pa-a-a-a-ain when he was hu-u-u-u-rt? I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, did he not shit? Did he not drerd? He was only human, but yes, he was chicken and waffles. And I fail to believe that the world can profit from a man’s dick. Each and every one of you should be really ashamed of yourselves! And who are you? I’m the Dude.

(What’s a woman? Woman?) mm mm mmmm Look, I think I know how to help Will. We’ve gotta attack him. ShS! ShS! ShS! ShS! ShhS! *laughter* *AaAaww* Whyhyhyhy ya Whyh eamimae eeeee! I was minding my DAMN business eating some DAMN fruit! (ahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahah) I I I, I was minding my da da daa, da da. my da da daa, da da(my fruit, my). my da da daa, da da. You won’t believe this! .larenufs'nostreboRegdujtaygolueehttegotemtnawyehT You’re kidding! Phillip, I would’ve killed myself. Would you make me a sandwich? Who’s up fof pu s’ohWho’s up fof pu s’oh Who’s up fof pu s’oh Chinese food? I’m gonna zip my pants up. Dad, no! How could you say NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS. allyllarallyllaaive(aaaA a a a a a aaaaaA) nah nah nahanahanah, to me, heaven has to be, like, a cross between a Dikekike Video, and…(ha. ha ha ha) chicken and winnigish. See, it’s like, I could have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other!
(HAAH HAAH) Banks Residence. UhehU UhehU UhehU A uwo wowuwo wuwowu oisathf drrrrey. Well, what was all that? SNOSTREBOBERTSON SNOSTREBOBERTSON SEYEYEYEY! *cheers* HaaH HaaH (Haha Haha HAha HAHA HAHAHA) FAGGOT! (Would you make me a sandwich?)

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(Full House Theme) I’m sorry. *gniyrc lliW*
Li’l Richard!, (hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe) AaaA AaaA Uhhuhhuhhuh. (AHA AHA AHA AAHAAH AAHAAH) What’s going on out here? ninaeanin’ up, Geoffrey. freyfrey- freyfrey- ey- ey. I hope they pay me more than they pay you more than they pay Master William. Oh, seriously Geoffrey! freyfrey- freyfrey- ey- ey. You should come get in on this. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY (NUMBERS NUMBERS) BaaB BaaB Baab chicken? Bawk, bawk, chicken? Alright, don’t nobody call me a Cow. zagnutsgoobersgoodandplentylocatetheblackgirlyouwintwenty. YEEEA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S! EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EEE-EE YES! Damn, oh, Damn, oh, damn! spoOops. Oo- Oo-Oo- Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo- (hahaha hahaha hahaha
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Oh, uh, you’re wasting your time, idiot! LolololololoLook. Lemme tell you boys something about women. Nevheaehv evheaehv evheaehv Nevheaehv evheaehv evheaehv. wegiwegiwegiwegiweg. Lemme tell you boys something about women. something about women. Yes, it's- women is a trip, Uncle Phuncle. Let’s say, you accidentally scream out (BWAAAAH) and they jumping all out the back of your carararararar
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Would you make me a sandwich? (gasp)bbbbbbb. You swindled me! I was planning to use that money on pot. Now if you’ll excuuuse me, I’m going to enjoy the one thing you can’t swindle from me. Uh, hey, G, will you make me a sandwich? NoOh. Let’s play Brainstorm! HAAh. RaR RaR. Heheheheheheheh, I can’t believe you missed that one, G! Yeah, even Will could’ve guessed that one, and only thing reads is My first short story? Uh, hey, would you make me a sandwich? Your first short story and your first short story in the same room! Well, if you’re so confident in my lack of ability, make a little wager, say, thirty dollars? Pfftt, done. What do you say, Geoffrey? freyfrey- freyfrey- ey- ey. Why not W. Wadafak? And the question is: Who is the question? HH- hehehe- heheheahahahahah EEEH- Noh. The correct answer is: Noh. SplepS! I’M RICH! II-II-II-II-II-II-IIWAWAAWAWAA. I say we call a Pizza Hut? Is this Brainstorm? How sad, some people will do anything for money. I mean, why don’t they just askSHUT UP. (HAH HAH HAAH) The category is: Greek History. And the final Brainstorm question is: WWWWWWwwWWWWWwwWWWWWWWWWW? Oh, I know! The minivilization! The minivilization? Correct! orrect! Hillary, how did you know that? Hahaa and might I add, HaH!

WAWAAWAWAA. Are you sure we should do this? Look, come on man, it- it’s either this or, this. Will, Mom and dad are gonna kill us when they find out. Carl, come on, come on! Okay, okay! AHAAHAAHA Would you make me a sandwich? Your mother is driving me crazy aboutazyboutazyaboutazyabout. Well gee, dad, why don’t you just make me a sandwich? I did it. Sex. So, (sandwich?) You haven’t seen me, i'm not at home. You read it. You read it? I did read it. Yeah, yeah, that’s it. AaahaaA AaahaaA Oh, well that’s okay, because you read it! You read it and you read it. And I want you to reead it. I will. Oh! Check it out, uh, PonIes are coming on! Turn it up, turn it up! Why, Geoffrey? Do you like
Ponies? What the heck is this? It’s PonIes, dad! What?! Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds?! I know I am, dad!

What’s going on in here? aimomiaimomiaimoomi am am am am am. A. STITS! I QUIT! I QUIT! This is errible! Hm, I’ll say! (aaaaAAAA) MMMAGNETS! (G, listen-) AAAAAHAHAHAH d d d d d d d. Give Viv some cookies! YOUUOUUOUUOUUOUUYOUUUOY (make me a sandwich?) Will, mom and dad are gonna find out what we did. No they’re nOt. MoooM. Geoffrey, would you make me a sandwich? Yes! DIE! (Would you make me a sandwich? sandwich? make me a sandwich?) I made such a fool of myself. Uncle Phil will give you your job back! DIIIIIII- Geoffrey, G, G, you can’t go, it was a joke man! Would you make me a sandwich? You did What?! Are you horny little les mim mim mim mim?! What you did, was not only humiliating. If you were me, what would you do? Uh, a pizza hut in the garage? Hahahahahahahah, I like that, you go “Fwoooh!” Look! You big eared frerf, you take you horny little ass, and you find Geoffrey, and you find Geoffrey, and you find Geoffrey, and you find Geoffrey, and you find Geoffrey, and you find Geoffrey, and you find Geoffrey, and you find Geoffrey, and you find Geoffrey, and you find Geoffrey and you- (You know, I, really I- I don’t mind the yelling, but did he have to sssssspips?

Who are you? oo oo oo ama oo ama oo am I? I’M A BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT BLACK MAN BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BL BL BL BL BL BL BL BL BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT FUU! Show them to their table. How do you think Jeff feels when he changes into his gym shorts? Hey, what's that supposed to mean? Yoo-hoo, Waiter? Die. simise? simomise? Plan BEEEE. Say myaS, Say miss, check it out, look, um, Me-a-y-an-ffo-no-in-bu-pr-ly-va-an-ha-eh-fi-ar-alad. What? Oh, my GoOoOoOoD! Idiots! This is my mother, Carlton. NOO! I wanna grow! wo! You two are reeaallyllaaee. sssssss. I can’t believe you’d go through all right. We miss you. We love you, dad. We miss you. We love you dad. We miss you. All right. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I’mma comin’, Luigi! Yo, yo, yo! My brother, Carlton! Hey, Luigi, would you make me a sandwich? No!